I think part of the issue as well is that there aren't nearly as many CForce owners on here as SxS owners. Also, these forums are terribly active, handful of active users but I can go a week without stopping by and be caught up in 30 minutes.
I have a 2016 UForce 800 and love it so far. Only have about 40 miles on it though so I can't speak to the longevity. I managed to snag a Demo that was sold as new for about $9,000 with 17 miles on it. Comparable Polaris/Honda/Yamana would've been in the $14,000 range no doubt. It's got loads of power and can really rip.
As to the comments about your wife not being able to handle it, my mom drives ours around no problem. I mean sure it's faster than the 500 but it's not Lamborghini. It's not going to throw you. Like the other guy said, unless they're going to panic and cramp down on the throttle, that's a non-issue. In the SxS frame the 800 was just so much smoother, quicker, and quiter(big selling point) than the 500 that it was a no brainer. Especially give then sneaky awesome deal I got.
No dealer around you does stink, but FWIW there are a bunch of dealers around here and they love them. Can't keep them in stock. Seems to be the consensus on the half dozen or so I talked to.