Captain Bob, I feel for you.
Back in the winter of 2013, our 2001 Kodiak 400 was stolen and never found. It was a super reliable bike, 10,000 km on it and the only thing we had to do other than routine maintenance was a cdi at around 6500 km. We had a rear seat on it and my wife and I took it all over the place, pretty much every weekend.
We went to the local Yamaha dealer, looking at a Grizzly 700, similar to her dad's. The salesman saw that the 2 of us are "fluffy" folks, and suggested a 2-up bike. They had a shiny new Silver Terralander 800 in the showroom with the Grizzlies, Kodiaks, Brute Force, etc. It was the only 2 up bike they had.
The salesman praised the bike up to the highest, saying it has Grizzly differentials and powertrains, a super powerful 800 V-Twin, and loads of room. We sat on it and really liked the room, took it for a tour out back of their store, and loved the ride, the space, the power.
A few days later, I took it home. We went for a 20-30 km run, and it was so fun. My only gripe at the time was it had a turning circle of a Kenworth, but I could get past that.
Then the piece of crap's true colors started to show within a month or so.
The brakes were absolutely terrible, and it wouldn't go fully into park a lot. Took it back, they said they fixed it.
They didn't. The brakes remained horrible. I adjusted the hand brake cables as far as they could be adjusted, and it would just gradually slow down. A couple more trips for that and the park issue, and the issue was semi-resolved.
6 months later, the winch quit while I was plowing after a snow storm. Upon further inspection, the winch actually split in 2, and managed to bend the bottom of the radiator a little. I contacted my dealer, only 3 month warranty on accessories. Great. Plus, since the accessory failed, the warranty wouldn't cover the radiator. Thankfully it wasn't leaking.
I actually had about 8 months of trouble free driving, and thought it was just a couple glitches.
Then all hell broke loose. My wife and I were heading to our favorite fishing hole, and I thought the engine seemed louder. I looked at the gauges, and the temp was pegged in the red. The fan was going but not doing much. We pulled over, had a picnic and let the bike cool down. I checked the coolant, and it was fine, then continued to our fishing hole with no more overheating. On the drive back home, it overheated again.
Back to the dealer. It took them 6-7 months to get all the parts off backorder needed to fix the bike. Water pump, gasket, and end gasket on the engine. I got the bike back in late March. With no rear brakes. Sitting at the dealer waiting for parts, SITTING OUTSIDE, the rear master cylinder seized solid. And they said it wasn't covered under warranty. I decided to take a little run to our camp the next day, and the engine went. It was knocking REALLY bad and had no power. My father in law towed me back home, and I had to push it onto the trailer to take it back to the dealer once again.
It sat at the dealer for nearly a month before they decided to look at it, and the only reason they did was that I started pestering them about 2 weeks in. Then they were lollygagging and making excuses, so I called CF Moto Canada. They actually revoked my dealer's license for selling CF Moto, and they suggested I take it to another dealer. My old dealer was 15 min away, the only other one in NS is 3 hours away.
So off to the new dealer to get the bike fixed. It took about a month, but I got it back running pretty good. Covered under warranty.
That lasted about a week. It started running on one cylinder, and backfiring bad. Then it quit completely about 5 km from home. The exhaust got so hot it melted one taillight and wiring going to the trunk. Once again, it got dragged home on a rope. Once again, back to the new dealer. They "Cleaned" the oxygen sensor and changed the plugs and one coil.
It was working good for 4 or 5 months after that, then started overheating again. The coolant was empty. I topped the coolant up a few times, then took it to them. They fixed it, stating the radiator was clogged with mud, and I'd have to foot the bill. I never drove through mud, but anyhow...
So the past 3 months have been the best its ever worked. Which isn't saying much. It's a 2013 with just 3000 km on it.
Ever try trading one of these crap heaps in? NOBODY will take one on trade. I even tried selling it for a loss on Kijiji, and no takers.
I nicknamed the bike HERPES, because it seems you're stuck with it forever, and nobody wants to touch them.